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I read this yesterday in an April 2007 issue of Reader’s Digest (yes, this is what missionaries read in their spare time):
Moses and Jesus are playing golf. Moses selects a five iron and tees off. His ball lands in the lake.
It’s Jesus’ turn. ”Tiger Woods would use this,” he says, grabbing a five iron.
“But my shot ended up in the lake!” Moses protests. ”You should use a four iron.”
“Nope. Tiger would use a five.”
So Jesus swings hard — and hits the ball into the lake. He’s walking on the water looking for it when a man approaches.
“Who does he think he is, Jesus Christ?” the man asks.
“No,” Moses explains. ”He is Jesus. He thinks he’s Tiger Woods.”
